Haven't updated this in awhile. It's a little weird to update a wedding blog, when you're not getting married. But I wanted all my bros and bras in cyberspace to know that the Ol' Nard Dog is doing just fine. In fact, I've been moving on with my life, one non-refundable honeymoon trip at a time. Because the best way I know to get a fresh start, is to start your day in the comfort of a California king-size bed in a romantic little bed and breakfast's bridal suite. Here's to moving on!
Ahh, Nappy Valley. Wine country. Beautiful. Although the view from above (in my hot air balloon ride), was not as green as you might think. Actually, it was kind of stark and depressing, and not at all romantic to me or Craig (the balloon engineer). I also took a tour of some vineyards. The wine was very bitter, but they had fantastic grape juice. My favorite part of the trip was the couple's massage I got for myself. Since I was all by my dolo, I got the extra masseuse to work on my masseuse while my masseuse worked on me. And she enjoyed herself so much, she ended up going like two minutes over the time limit. I totally beat the system.